Noah Velez

a super sexy beast who loooks like hes on roids but hes not. Noah Jacob Velez is a mellow person who has to be spanish (mostly Pr) Also can refer to an awesome or stupid accident/person.

Guy 1: Drops a dudes mac.
Guy 2: Damn your such a Noah Velez sometimes!

by jesusjuiceman January 2, 2011

Noah

Gay as FUCK. Knows all the words to W.A.P. Has a fake girlfriend. More femminie than Harry styles.

Stop beings such a Noah.

by dumbbi*ch69 November 4, 2020

Noah

A person who has a tiny dick and likes to suck balls

Wow there’s noah

he such a ball

by Panda boy 13 November 16, 2019

Noah

A dumbass that knows nothing and should go suffer in hell.

Noah.

by Iwannadje June 5, 2022

Noah

All Noah's are fit and funny
Very sexy
Get all the girls

Most popular

And GREAT in bed

Example 1:
Jessica: omg look at Noah

May: I know hes so fit
Example 2:
Ryan: noah is so funny
Jeff: I know right

by Joemamma690145 November 23, 2021

Noah

a guy who somehow adopts every person as his younger sibling but has no regards or quips about taking care of himself.

Noah a good person but a dick about taking care of himself

by ashtrollingnoah October 1, 2021

Noah

A noun used to describe a person who is cute and adorable without doubt.

That depends is she noah?

by Narrowpatu November 6, 2021