Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

text official

text of·fi·cial

Where a relationship is established as official based on the habitual occurrence of text message communications.

If she is going to text you first thing after work, that's text official.

by Ryan Whitney January 8, 2018

Text insecurity

When you text someone with a heightened anticipation for a quick response.

I texted you to see if my phone was working, cause "DUDE" ain't hitting me back. I waited like a whole 5 minutes.

Yo! You got that text insecurity. They probably just busy, chill out!

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo January 9, 2021

Bottom Text

When you can’t think of something good to match the top text.

Holy I’m gonna

Bottom Text

by hydrofungus July 29, 2023

Premature Text-Jaculation.

When you send a text message too quickly, without thinking or without finishing the message.

I think I need "Tiger Text". I sent a text too soon. I call it "Premature Text-Jaculation."

by demonscootergirl April 10, 2010

Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer May 23, 2018

Text Tripping

Text Tripping is when text messages from each person are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.

My girlfriend was texting me so fast that when I was replying to the texts it was difficult to match my responses to the correct texts she was sending. She was really confused with all this Text Tripping we were doing

by Texttripper December 18, 2023