When someone sends you a FaceTime request while in the bathroom and shows you their their porcelain masterpiece first-hand.
by Meta. November 12, 2011
Get the Modern-Day-Dutch-Ovenmug. This is a dutch tugboat when your buddy isn't up to fucking the hooker you just paid for. So you take him sailing out to sea via the tugboat. Don't forget to bring him into the harbor (her snatch).
After getting the escorts up to the room and a fifth later, my Jedi Protoge was not up to it, so I persuaded him with a dutch tugboat out to sea.
by pickle snuffalufagus February 16, 2010
Get the dutch tugboat out to seamug. by sm0kesta November 8, 2005
Get the Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trapmug. A variation of the Dutch Rudder using bunk beds. The male individual on the top bunk lays face down on the mattress while the individual on the bottom bunk uses their feet and legs to push up on the bottom of the top bunk repeatedly.
Martha: "Last night I heard a ruckus coming from the boy's bedroom and what I thought was them jumping on the bed, I went in to find them doing the 'Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull'."
Nick: "Now that we have bunk beds, we have so much more room for activities!"
Steve: "Yeah, like the Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull!"
Nick: "Now that we have bunk beds, we have so much more room for activities!"
Steve: "Yeah, like the Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pull!"
by neato gang August 18, 2011
Get the Dutch Rudder variation Toe Pullmug. When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.
by SolidSyntax October 23, 2018
Get the St Elmo's Dutch Oven Firemug. Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis. This can be done with an infinite number of males. If and when someone ejaculates, it must be done onto a single Nutter Butter. The last person to orgasm must eat this cookie, thus becoming a Brudder for life.
Fraternity initiates; Sam, Dave, Diego, Bill, Steve, and Rod all pair off and begin the Dutch Rudder Nutter Butter Brudder challenge, Bill lost and now must eat the Nutter Butter. Bill is definitely a Brudder.
by Dingus McBerry Johnson July 25, 2021
Get the Dutch Rudder Nutter Butter Bruddermug. The unnatural addiction to finding native alaskans who will go to dinner, ordering the most flatulent foods possible, and getting them to have sex with you. In the morning you surprise them with a serious dutch oven.
by Mr. Tentaclerotica July 18, 2011
Get the Native Alaskan Dutch Oven Syndromemug.