Michael Sanzone

An extremely underrated hype house member. He is sweet and will always make you smile. He deserves everything. Also very hot 🥵

“Have heard of Michael Sanzone?”

“Yes! That underrated hype house member who is actually the hottest in the house, I love him!”

by @Sanzone.and.hype January 30, 2021

Michael Vega

This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.

boy: hey Michael Vega what’s up how was your weekend?

Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: that’s not what i asked

Michael: hey i don’t make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god he’s ascending

Michael: *Dies*

by cheesy bacon October 17, 2019

Jon-Michael

Jon-Michael is a true friend, loyal to the core, and great at making fat jokes. He is known through many circles as a MILF-hunter. Cigar aficionado and lightweight beer drinker, Jon-Michael never disappoints to bring the good times. Athletic and muscular with a prize-winning beard and other hyper-masculine traits, Jon-Michael is able to entice any woman, and endanger any existing relationship with his handsomeness and charm. Often seen sipping bourbon around hotel fire pits with married women clinging to his bulging biceps. An absolute Grade-A panty dropper.

We don’t stand a chance with these girls if Jon-Michael is on the scene.

by DoubleChinWinner November 23, 2021

michael ellis

The coolest person to ever.

Michael Ellis is the best around.

by Random guy named Michael June 22, 2018

Michael McDowell

Best nascar driver of all time. Goated 500 winner and deserves the 18 car.

Michael McDowell is a good nascar driver.

by anonymous April 3, 2021

Michael Lara

Michael Lara is a jacked Asian-loving man. Who loves to go to the gym and make ice cream. He also loves to play Rainbow six siege with younger men by the name of: Dustin Rigby, Eli Keeling, Garrett Gonzalez, Keagan aka holoisdiff, and Gavin Speedling.

Michael Lara loves to play with underage men on Tom Clancy's Rainbow six siege.

by Hot Asian Women October 22, 2023

Michael Orlando

A crazy eccentric man who stops at nothing to achieve their goals.

You hear about that John Doe character yesterday?

Ya he was quiet the Michael Orlando.

by Dr.85120 June 13, 2020