uncle max

An uncle on your mother’s side with mental retardation.

The other day I heard a duuh I think it was my Uncle Max!

by George Seis April 22, 2024

Chez Max

Today i walked home all the way from Rialto
The monotony was calming
I tried to keep a rhythm

Had coffee Chez Max
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope

by Krkič June 11, 2019

Max

Max is a name of the most gorgeous person. He is up for anything but can be kinda serious and can be quite silly. He is very clever, and many girls have a secret crush for them. If you like him ladies go for it.

Girl 1:”That boy over there he is cute!”
Girl 2:”He is Max and is mine!”

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Parrot maxxing

The act of impersonating the sound made when an individual beats their meat, the sound is created by hitting your hand between your thighs in a quick manner

*clap clap clap clap*

Mom: What’s going on in there??
Todd: Nothing mom I’m just parrot maxxing

by Ted34324 July 21, 2024

Maxe

A mace and an axe boom there you go you got a maxe

He/she/them used the maxe to bludgeon and then chop off their opponents head

by Jcl721 October 3, 2020

rot maxxing

Rotting at your fullest.
You empty worthless piece of shit

“Dude, can’t do nothing rn man, I am rot maxxing.”

by Unforeseen Tragedy April 4, 2024

Max

Gay asshole who needs to grow up and start being funny, his voice is higher than Snoop Dogg and Max is christian. Go fuck urself Max.

"Ur such a Max"

by Pussydicklick January 17, 2022