Magic jelly bean

A birth control pill

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean

by PointDida May 4, 2025

magic mic

a mic-shaped vibrator

guy: go get the magic mic.

by louloubear69 November 27, 2023

Magical apple

A magical apple is when you smack an apple off off a strangers head then pretend it wasn't you.

You've just been magical appled.

by Apple cranturn June 13, 2017

magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 22, 2023

Magic Johnson Cure

A problem that goes away because you have lots of money

I needed a new car but my dads a lawyer so I have a magic Johnson cure.

by FuckingWizard April 18, 2019

Magical Breadcrumbs

A morsel of wisdom in the form of a synchronicity or sign from the Universe attempting to lead one toward their highest good and ultimate destiny.

Looking back, I can clearly see how the Magical Breadcrumbs led me to marry the man of my dreams.

by 1iriegirl January 29, 2024

Faggotry Magic

The slur used to describe a gay magician.

“This guy knows how to do the Faggotry magic.

by Psunoj July 18, 2024