Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022
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Mini Matt

The most annoying fuck on the face of the planet. This person acts like a golden retriever and is under 5 foot tall.
Oh my god! I am going to kill Mini Matt.
by Mr. Daydream December 05, 2023
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matt and olivia

they are the best couple in the world and everyone wanna be em
“they are a perfect couple
must be matt and olivia”
by lowkey.ol.via November 06, 2021
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Matt white

A fat wannabe gangster who jacks crip typically from NY upstate area
That’s such a Matt white
by Ogbobby2005 February 12, 2022
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Matt Yamagata Disease

This disease is heavily contagious and breeds fast asexually. Symptoms are Asian, foaming at the mouth, stupid art phases, consistent hat wearing, and throwing up in bathroom corners. If you have this disease see Johns Hopkins effective immediately to obtain Juul for cure. If you do not obtain cure you will be dumb stupid and contained in cat infested Guses. Bravo 6 has gone dark watch it!
by CD Smasher February 06, 2020
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matt mcguffage

my uncle grows matt mcguffage
by peter7 February 09, 2023
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Matt parke

the best man on earth, he’s sexy and handsome just like his younger brother. Always down at the brothel for a shag!
Your such a Matt parke xoxo
stop being such a matt parke hehe
by Matt parke May 26, 2021
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