math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why

Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.

by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018

Math

Something almost everyone under the age of 18 doesn't understand properly. People who first learn it, they are forever changed.

Mum what's math?

M ental
A buse
T o
H umans

I hate math

by grumpygrandma37 December 5, 2018

Mental
Abuse
To
Students

yes I did get that off of google I just wanted to define a word

Teacher: everyone take out your math journal
Student: you meant our mental abuse to students journal?

1.Why would i need maths?
2.Im gonna be a mermaid that swims in the ocean with the homies(the dolphins).
3.Stream Dolphin
da🐬da🐬da🐬da

Woman from maths simply means a female substitute teacher who is from Nigerian descent.

We have "woman from maths" for English.

by oragne06 January 13, 2025

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025