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Kyle

The male version of a Karen... Thinks he is all that and a bag of skittles, but really is just a sack. Look at him wrong and you will set off his dire need to speak to a manager. He will come across as sweet, but do not trust a kyle, he will throw you under the bus on a heartbeat

As a love interest look up Fuckboy.
That's a real Kyle move.
by Miss_604 October 30, 2020
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Kylee Kaldrovics

The best girlfriend ever, most definitely wife material, I will not hesitate 😤 everything about her is special and she is my lil bozo
by swaglordmorp November 25, 2021
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kyle newman

A fucking big ass ape creature that walks around with no pants on.
by 02nig May 19, 2018
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Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".
Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*
by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022
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Kyle

Kyle's are special, they may drink too much monster and they may also punch a lot of drywall, but Kyle's are really good friends and good listeners and really shy but sexy but also like to keep their emotions to themselves. They also smoke a lot of weed.
Girl #1: Oh theres Kyle, maybe we should go talk to him
Girl #2: No he's got 2 monsters next to him, we should talk to him later
by kyledenton November 23, 2021
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Kyle

Is the sweetest guy a girl can have. Will give you all his time. VERY VERY FINE. Very talented. and dude he's smart too, he's the whole package. Very easy to get attached to. cuddle monster. the love of my life tbh
That's Kyle, Angela's husband.
by Kairusimp October 20, 2021
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Robert “Kyle” O’Neal

A true god of men besides the neck beard. He will fuck any hole besides a women’s. Can be seen moving in herds of homosexual men and enjoying himself. Usually the tallest one in the group.
Look at that group of gays that must be the Robert “Kyle” O’Neal of the group you can tell it’s him by his large neck beard.
by RedRiotAngel May 28, 2022
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