Amelia is a coffee addicted try hard. She silently judges everyone but they know anyway. Any time she walks in a room the birds start singing but the bugs in the room gather together and attack. Her mortal enemy is a bug .01% the size of her but it is a completely one sided rivalry. She is terrified that a lady bug will kill her so she sets an example by displaying its body. She keeps saying that she can watch horror movies but literally just cries and gets scared while trying to unconvincingly say that she is not. Do not cross her because she will bust your teeth out as revenge for something to minor that you forgot it even happened… but she never will. If she targets you, start planning your funeral.
Boy 1: Who's that?
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
Boy 2: Oh her, that’s Amelia Jones!
Boy 1: Damn, what’s she running from?
Boy 2: Cream Cheese.
by Samsung8 May 8, 2023
Get the Amelia Jonesmug. The realest down to earth type of guy..the one that most love and the person to run to in times of war and peace. That 1 person you know with out a shadow of a dout has your back.a real bad boy but a really good man Mr.fix it...he doesnt know anyone but they consider him a legend. A mythical creature that is hardly ever seen in your town...the feeling of excitement
by Big dick badit December 18, 2018
Get the doobie jonesmug. 
To turn oneself into a human pack mule. Carry all your grocery's and or luggage from one place to another in one trip.
by packmule107 July 20, 2012
Get the One trip Jonesmug. John Paul Jones is the best mecha tree waifu magical girl from anime who’s also a stalker yandere tsundere kidnapper
by Deakia The Fox November 10, 2019
Get the John Paul Jonesmug. by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018
Get the Farmer jonesmug. Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.
The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"
by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020
Get the Gary Jonesmug.