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kiss rape

Kiss rape is a usually a joking phrase referring to forced kisses. You do not have to say no to kiss rape for it to be declared kiss rape. Like, if some random stranger kisses you with out letting you say anything, you could declare it kiss rape.

The kiss rapist is usually male and wasted, but the kiss rapist can also be female and sober. Most don't know the (usually) drunk people that are kiss raping them, but you could be on a date, be platonic friends with, or even be dating the kiss rapist.

Kiss rape is not technically illegal, but can be declared sexual harrasment. It is usually not taken seriously because, as previously stated, it is usually taken as a joke. So if you were to walk up to the cops and say "This guy kiss raped me!", they will probably laugh at you.
Mikaela was sitting at a table chatting with her friends, when a stranger came up to her and kissed her. Her friend Amalia asked if she was dating that guy. Mikaela replied with, "No, he just kiss raped me."

Lauren was talking to her friend when he swiftly leaned in and kiss her. She pushed him off and screamed "KISS RAPE!" at the top of her lungs and ran away.

Holly put her head down in shame. "I can't believe I'm dating a kiss rapist." She shook her head and walked away.
by Emzayyy October 29, 2009
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Rape

when some fat azz dick face cock serpant comes and take your food
person 1:eee gatzz, where did all my chicken go

person 2:i dont know

person 3:oh dat waz yours

person 2: hahahah dat fat fuck raped yo chinken.....rape.... rape..... rape
by Tikipiki August 22, 2009
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rape whistle

Something a rapist blows when they spot their next victim.
I blew my rape whistle as soon as I spotted her, but I was across the parking lot so she had time to get away.
by kendopt4 July 28, 2011
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rape

when u are getting owned in a computer game then you catch up again and then u can rape however attacked u.u can rape get raped or even help som1 rape the choice is yours.
(som guy):U THOUGHT U COULD RAPE ME? u loser now im raping u!!
by holyshit October 15, 2007
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monkey rape

Monkey rape is the regrettable practise of a tying a monkey up by his tail and then boning him up the ass.

Can be quite noisy.
Don's neighbors got used to the smell of bananas and monkey poo, and even to the sight of him doing monkey rape on a monkey hanging from his clothesline.

But they never got used to the screaming.
by scodder May 6, 2010
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Rape Light

A highly concentrated flash-light that is used to blind and ward off rapists/ A song by the Poet Laureates.
I don't like carrying pepper spray around, instead I just take my Rape Light because of how functional it can be.
by Haraldo manana November 22, 2011
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Face-Raped

When a person logs onto ones' computer or laptop when the user isn't looking and changes their Facebook status into something inappropriate
John Smith sucks willy for a fiver.

Ahahahhaa! John just got Face-Raped!!!
by hahayougotowned February 4, 2009
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