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mads wood

some girl that attends hogwarts. she’s oddly into astrology. talks a lot. pure chaos too. love that for her though.
OH SHIT ITS MADS WOOD. WALK AWAY BEFORE SHE STARTS TALKING.
by LOLIDKWOOPWOOP February 17, 2021
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chop wood carry water

Chop Wood Carry Water means to do the things you need to do to achieve your aim. Hardwork, labour, persistent all muffled together over a long period of time, will result into goals achieved. It's the name of a book tho.
Chop Wood Carry Water man. It's not going to get any easier.
by Brainydaps January 13, 2023
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Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.
Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.
by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022
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Katie Woods

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A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.
I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.
by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024
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cookie wood

Slang for a joint.
My boy just smoked a bunch of cookie wood(s) before the game.”
by CC Duckbutts August 3, 2018
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Tiger Woods moment

A moment when Tiger Woods (American Professional golfer) is destroying everyone in the field. As soon as he hits the ball everyone single fan goes nuts and they go even more nuts when he puts it in the hole every time. And the celebration is iconic. He tiptoes back slowly when he knows its going to go in, he raises his right arm back and when it goes in he "fist pumps" as shown in the gif. Also, another key feature is the fish lips yelling "LET'S GOOOOO!" or whatever he yells.
Remember that fist pump and the fish lips? When everyone in the galleries went nuts as soon as he hit the ball in the hole? Now THAT was a Tiger Woods moment!
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wooding

Mizernik1: Are u horny??
Mizernik2: Yes, im litteraly wooding so hard rn!
Mizernik1: Damn.
by kurtacha69 November 13, 2022
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