the holy jesus

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus

oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus

by anal*smear August 21, 2008

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Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.

The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

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the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand

Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*

by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020

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The Holy Trinity

The new generation holy trinity of hyper cars.
Bugatti Chiron Super Sport
Koenigsegg Jesko
Hennessy Venom F5

Holy shit you saw the holy trinity in person?
Must feel awesome knowing you have a over 4000 horsepower combined in front of your eyes

by carenthu April 7, 2023

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Holy Spirit

Holy Spirit designer from before Genesis with big timelessnessings with the Holy Big TRINITY Though Amen.With many "Youths of Wisdoms," Shielding with life's though, Staturings of Purposings. Thank You all though You are ALL BEAUTIFUL THOUGH Amen.

by AloTheMagi April 4, 2024

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