Max hebdon is a top bloke, his hobbies consist of having hoes, walking around in his tech fleece and trapstar, acting like he runs the streets of essendon. he enjoys telling stories of his past steetfighting career. he lives off his daddy’s money and likes to flex his boujee items. he is known around here to be a ladies man having to fight off all the hot women everyday
by hehfheicjsjcie July 8, 2023
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An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
An erect penis
Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'
The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
Then his roommate walked in
His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again
He began to softly moan
His roommate continued sucking
Soon the roommate started undressing themselves
The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning
'No homo', ofc :)
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Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.
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