a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.
by wattpadgotmetendonitis April 22, 2020
A Haitian Handful is a sexual act comprising of jizzing into someone's cupped hands, which is subsequently drank by either party.
by Wolfydope September 19, 2018
A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.
From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)
From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)
by Big Dirt McGirt August 29, 2011
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by Mapleleafsy July 08, 2014
I wanted to hold, but I was a pussy. I had Portnoy hands. I sold early to watch my wife’s boyfriends rich uncles take all the profits
by tharulerr June 25, 2021
Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017