hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.

"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"

by TheLolmighty January 11, 2014

Hand Of Brooks

A warning between mates that a girl has been ruined for life, and is likely to have a concerto of STDs.

From the noun "Brooks" (South London slang for a bad bad man)

1. "That chick would get RUINED"

2. "Nah mate, hand of Brooks"

1. "......Dirtbag"

by Big Dirt McGirt August 31, 2011

No hand thunderclap

When a girl with a big ole booty makes it clap so loud with no hands, that it impressed you.

That last stripper did a no hand thunderclap so loud I threw her 5 singles instead of 1.

by BiggadyB June 25, 2017

hamster hands

pale, delicate, and soft hands. untrimmed fingernails which indicate lack sexual activity with another person. Predominately found among late teenage to early adult males. Affinity for video games and disinterest in physical activities such as sports.

I went on a date and his hands looked more delicate than mine, i had to run because he had hamster hands.

by meowmeowwinkleface January 24, 2023

Hand thing

A funny movement with your hand which can be do with a mannequin or a friend.

I love to do the hand thing with my friends when we are bored!

by bluejeanzz February 1, 2022

no hand dance

Its when you can use your mouth on the opposite sex private parts without using any assistance from your hand.

When you suck sick with no hands . you just did the no hand dance

by Crazycouple144 March 9, 2018

Grandpa hand

When you soak your hand in a bowl of cold water before masterbation so it gets that nice wrinkly grip.

I grandpa handed so hard yesterday.

by Spirit buffalo August 9, 2018