holy jibber jabbers

an expression used when u see a fat person, or if theres too much of something(ex.to much poop in the toilet)

holy jibber jabbers
(there was a fat kid walking by...)

by captian retardoX2 January 11, 2009

holy anal

When you have anal sex with your partner in a church parking lot before you go in.

Every Sunday we do holy anal.

by Holy anal February 16, 2016

holy jeans

Pair of pants that hoes or bungee sluts wear to show off their legs

Nah man she’s wearing holy jeans

by Holy jeans March 29, 2018

holi lentai

true

i want to holi lentai you

by florenskiy January 08, 2025

the holy hand

If you been nice you get headpats by the holy hand

Cat: please! No more headpats!
The Holy Hand: *doesn't listen*

by Emberu Pemberu February 28, 2020

Holy Whore

A person who constantly breaks up with and then gets back together with the exact same person numerous times

"Britanny has broken up with and got back together with Billy 8 times!"

"That Holy Whore!"

by TheRussianHippo July 04, 2023

Holy Mischief

A counter to happenstance when a person feels that God is at work, and He is possibly, though not necessarily, being rather cheeky about it.

"You won't believe this, man. Something today told me I should call Max... It's been like 5 years since we even spoke. I really didn't want to, but I just kept feeling like I should. Kept nagging at me. So I sent him message and, look you can see, he messaged me at the EXACT SAME TIME!"

"What? That's crazy! Sounds like holy mischief to me, brother!"

by Aje before beauty December 18, 2023