Douche Pickle 

some loser guy that is pretty much a man whore.

mackenzie bodor is a douche pickle

Douche Pickle by ilikedyou October 25, 2011

Douche rod 

When someone is so unbearable that they are being both a douche AND a rod at the same time.

"Man, Billy is such a douche. I can't believe he wouldn't let me go to his party!"
"No man, he's not just a douche, he's a douche rod!"

Douche rod by billy trinkets September 8, 2005

douche-off 

A competition amongst douche bags to determine who is the biggest douche. Typically performed by those who would give others a rash of douche bump.

Here comes Billy and Daniel for the annual douche-off. I wonder who will win it this year. Will Billy retain his title as douche-off champion?

douche-off by Bling (the Original Dosta crusher) December 29, 2008

Douche Bag 

Any individual who makes other people feel absolutely terrible for fun. For example, someone who asks another person's mark just to tell them their own mark, which will be far higher.

"Hey _____, what did you get on that test? 54%? Cool, I got a 93% which is o.k. I guess." - A real douche bag.

Douche Bag by Braeden Joiner February 6, 2008

douche cannon

Referring to one who is a huge douche bag. That said person shoots their mouth off while simultaneously maintaining douche bag status.

That girl in your finance class who answers the professor's rhetorical questions outloud is the epitome of a douche cannon.

douche cannon by Austin,Tdub, Dmoney,Smorilla April 4, 2008

Douche-tool 

They are the ultimate bastard. The super hybrid of a Douche Bag and a tool. They go above and beyond the regular terms of tool and Douche.

Yo! Kyle! Why are you such a douche-tool?!?!?!?

Douche-tool by gaaaaabbbbbz is cool September 5, 2009

douche bagel

a word that means douche bag.
same as douche donut.

"hey, that guy's a douche bagel"

"yeah, his mom told me that too and he stole my word!"

douche bagel by kevinhatespee October 3, 2009