Verb; Noun: To make a very bad error in baseball. An error that costs your team the game in baseball. Named after the terribly overrated 3rd basemen for the New York Miserables, David Wright. He consistently makes errors at a hilarious (to non-met fans, which basically means everybody) rate, and yet has won a gold glove, simply for playing in New York. He truly epitomizes the most miserable franchise there is...the New York Mets...I mean Miserables
Me: Hey bud how did your game go?
Mike: It went fine until Chad pulled a David Wright on the last out of the game to blow the lead and lose the game!
Me: Ugh! No wonder he's so miserable, he pulls David Wrights and is a mets fans, the worst combination!
Mike: You mean miserables...?
Me: Oh yes, of course
Mike: It went fine until Chad pulled a David Wright on the last out of the game to blow the lead and lose the game!
Me: Ugh! No wonder he's so miserable, he pulls David Wrights and is a mets fans, the worst combination!
Mike: You mean miserables...?
Me: Oh yes, of course
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Possibly the most comically masculine, chest-thumping cheeseball frontman since the dude from Manowar. Known for wearing tight black muscle shirts that show off his pointy man boobs and his bald, misshapen head.
by Formula73 June 16, 2006
the ultimate definition of perfection. he is loving, caring, resilient, inspiring and just truly amazing. he is always looking out for everyone around him and goes out of his way to make sure they are okay. he knows how to brighten my day and make anyone happy. he has a bright, bright future ahead of him. anyone who has king david in their life is very, very lucky to have met such a cute and beautiful person.
by shinyrockkk February 22, 2021
1. (adj.) inspiring awe; awesome.
2. (adj.) sexually interesting or exciting; sexy.
3. (noun) a badass; a person distinctively tough or powerful; so exceptional as to be intimidating.
4. (verb) to fall severely short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved; Epic Fail.
5. (wtf) BANGARANG!
2. (adj.) sexually interesting or exciting; sexy.
3. (noun) a badass; a person distinctively tough or powerful; so exceptional as to be intimidating.
4. (verb) to fall severely short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved; Epic Fail.
5. (wtf) BANGARANG!
1. Lady: "Thank you for saving my son from that burning building, it's was a David Lucio-esque feat..."
2. Girl: "Did you see that guy's number I just got? Oh my god, he was so David Lucio it sent shivers down my spine."
3. Guy 1: "The whole rugby team got fucked up in the bar fight last night."
Guy 2: "No shit? What happened, did a gang jump them?"
Guy 1: "Nah man, they pissed off a David Lucio!"
Guy 2: "Dayum!"
4. Guy 1: "Shit, I just went to ask out that girl over there, but she said she already has a boyfriend."
Guy 2: "Who, her? She told me she was single earlier. You just David Lucioed hard..."
5. Friend: "BANGARANG, LUCIO, BANGARANG!"
2. Girl: "Did you see that guy's number I just got? Oh my god, he was so David Lucio it sent shivers down my spine."
3. Guy 1: "The whole rugby team got fucked up in the bar fight last night."
Guy 2: "No shit? What happened, did a gang jump them?"
Guy 1: "Nah man, they pissed off a David Lucio!"
Guy 2: "Dayum!"
4. Guy 1: "Shit, I just went to ask out that girl over there, but she said she already has a boyfriend."
Guy 2: "Who, her? She told me she was single earlier. You just David Lucioed hard..."
5. Friend: "BANGARANG, LUCIO, BANGARANG!"
by MyDeusExMachina August 08, 2008