cunt wall

A person who is a cunt and also has no purpose in life, like a wall.

Dude Laura is such a cunt wall!!!

by christine b November 13, 2007

cunt-box

This is a box of cunt.

Shake your cunt-box Fitz. Shake it like a polaroid cunt-box.

by Stevo Fitzimon January 22, 2009

Yuppie Cunt

(see definition for "yuppie" and "cunt" for literal meaning)

A yuppie 20 something who insults others simply by being semi-subliminally condescending, showing pity from socially and financially higher standpoint.

Person 1: Whoa! That comment was socially awkward and embarrassing. Who was that?
Person 2: My sister. She's a yuppie cunt.
Person 1: No doubt.

by Ohmy39 September 29, 2014

dumb cunt

You

Me: You're a dumb cunt

by GreggsNE December 18, 2018

Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.

uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.

by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017

circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them

Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunt's fucked

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak

Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"

by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021