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Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute 

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"
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Cream Corn 

The act of one putting a corn kernel in the hole of a penis and pushing it far into the tip. Then a girl blows the penis and then the man cums and thus makes cream corn.
Last night Jim and I had cream corn.

shootin' corn on the cob 

When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)
"Alright Geez, you coming out tonight"

"Nah, me and Fabrice are shootin' corn on the cob"

Children of the corn-hole 

It has commonly been presumed that children cannot be produced from anal sex. But this is incorrect. There are many offspring resulting from posterior intimacy (straight or otherwise)...George "Dubya" Bush, Baraka Obama, Vladimir Putin, the UK's Royalty Family, Oprah Winfrey, Courtney Love and Albert Pike (formerly of "Boys in the Hoodz" and the boy-band "Albert and the Circle Jerkers") are notable examples.
The common man will never know peace so long as the Children of the Corn-hole have dominion...

Black Corn Hole 

When the Oakland Raiders get fucked in the ass on their home field.
In the opening game of the 2008 season, the Raider got Black Corn Holed!
Black Corn Hole by Raidermom October 26, 2008

Alaskan Corn Dog 

When you have anal sex with you girlfriend and she defacates on your penis. When you pull out there are corn kernals on you penis.
After turkey dinner my girlfriend gave me an Alaskan Corn Dog
Alaskan Corn Dog by Xorak April 22, 2008