cracker captain

An endearing term for Donald Trump.

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?

by Aocstan January 18, 2021

Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021

Captain Rona

When the fashion clothes fairy has completely missed your house and you’re entire wardrobe is purchased at you’re local hardware store

Yo Captain Rona, is that a belt or a tool pouch?

by Zakkmylde November 24, 2023

Captain Disgruntled

Mostly happy, but sometime extremely disgruntled!

Oh heads up Nathans got his Captain Disgruntled on today lol

by ORGANIZ3DCHA02 January 16, 2021

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 05, 2021

Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

by September 04, 2021

Lanky captain

A 'ranga' 'ginger' or 'red headed' male with a longer than average penis

"Here comes the lanky captain, did you hear he's gor a 9 incher?"

by TheYewt August 11, 2023