Candy boy

A male individual who often has either skittles or jolly ranchers in hand/purse and finds himself mostly thinking or speaking about very inappropriate things involving other males, they spend a majority of their time either doing sexual Inappropriate things or watching porn and that's what most of their days in a week consist of they are very rude and don't have any patients they are also greedy people, with no respect for others.

Person 1. Damn, all you do is watch that garbage, hey candy boy

Person 2. The P*** i watch isn't crap

by Lord Zurg February 24, 2025

ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.

Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.

by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010

Candi corn

A herpes-esque sore that sometimes falls off when applied with too much friction.

Ew girl, what's on your vagina a Candi corn

by Dumezich January 9, 2017

bird candy

Bird candy is a subtle way of calling someone a cocksucker. It allows a person to express themselves in a situation that would not allow for such language.

Tom is being a total bird candy right now.

by 011000110 June 23, 2017

candy coated suicide

Falling for someone who you are mad about knowing they are no good for you. The sweet beginning inevitable ending

You are candy coated suicide !!!!

by Dr Rev Bloodpainter October 18, 2022

Candy Head

A person who loves candy; someone who eats too much candy

You don't what to know how much of a candy head I am.

by Ck12345 December 2, 2014

The World of Candy Effect

The strange, soul crushing emotional spiral that hits after listening to the entire song “World of Candy” by Michael Jackson, not just a snippet, not a remix, but the full uncut experience. It starts out sweet, nostalgic, even magical, then bam! suddenly you’re plunged into a deep, unexplainable grief that lingers all day. Nothing helps, not memes, not snacks, not fresh air, until you finally crash and sleep it off. Like how did this guy who made Thriller write ts?

“Dude, I listened to World of Candy on my lunch break and couldn’t function the rest of the day.”

“You are experiencing The World of Candy effect.”

by MotifMixes November 8, 2025