cake throat

When you are eating a cake and the cake particles get caught in the back of your throat and you can't swallow.

An actual problem for many people.

Often people who suffer from cake throat are ridiculed with sexual innuendos regarding the terminology cake throat.

I get scared to eat cake just incase I get cake throat.

by cake throat sufferer December 4, 2013

Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.

We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.

by thedesignstache February 1, 2012

plazzy cakes

a person with no butt.

Joe lacks plazzy cakes

by O.Dre July 24, 2010

Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011

fam cake

The group of girls with excessive cake (fat booties) that all role together. AKA- fat bootie squad

Wow, here comes MacKenzie and her fam cake

by carol effilige January 16, 2017

hidden cakes

A girl who you would've thought had no butt mysteriously brings one out.

A girl who got a butt low-key.

"Damn girl, where them hidden cakes come from?"

by Slim_boi April 13, 2017

Derrick Cake

Something irresistibly thick, black, and sweet that you have to put in your mouth... Like a chocolate cake.

Last night, Drew found some Derrick Cake and shoved it in his mouth and washed it down with a Baytown Milkshake.

by TXMFTWIS February 18, 2018