cap

someone who has nothing more than the head of a penis, a loser

jimbo: you hit that last night?
johnny: nah, i couldn't seal the deal
jimbo: cap

by driller 50 October 13, 2008

Southern ice cap

When a man eats a woman's pussy or her ass with an ice cube in his mouth

I gave Michele a southern ice cap and she loved it!

by Depraved lover March 9, 2017

No cap

When someone says no cap it means they aren't lying.

Tyrone: I dead ass fucked Tisha, the bitch with the fat ass.
Jimmy: Nigga you for real?
Tyrone: No cap nigga, I been tryna get at her for the past week.
Jimmy: Damn, you lucky son of a bitch.

by Really1212 December 11, 2019

mustard cap

When cum hardens over the urethra after sex or maturbation, allowing no urine to pass through, or splitting it in to multiple streams.

I passed out after having sex, and now I have a wicked mustard cap.

by condimentqueen April 2, 2017

Cap daddy

Is a father of all lies

You know who caps all the time? Her boyfriend John! that mother is a Cap Daddy for sure. The Father of lies him self.

by CeeBlind March 5, 2025

alterNating cAps

At The Time AlTeRnAtInG CaPs Popped Up.

J Worked On B l o c k.

WRITE.

Find By Eye The Bottom-_Letter Letters_.

wrIte.

Change Latin -I- To wrJte.

Have You Detected The Whole-Train.

Jt was blOck.

Not.

Just AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.

by deEr. April 17, 2020

the mad cap

A piss poor excuse for a human. A waste of human flesh who thinks there gods gift to the world.

The asshole the mad cap hates Juggalos because he's not one and can never be one because he has his dick shoved up his ass.

by Me and only me. October 9, 2017