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mind boner

When you have an intense discussion about a topic and you get a subsequent mind boner. The excitement and arousal of the mind from entering a heated debate that lends to the feeling of wanting more. Mind boners can also be used to mind fuck people in order to inseminate and propagate ideas. (See also mind fuck)
"Dude that talk last night about the unknown universe gave me the sickest mind boner."

"I totally mind fucked my roommate with my mind boner last night."
by Professor INYOHEAD October 10, 2013
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toddler boner

When a woman is so attractive, that even toddlers are noticeably aroused by her.
Sheila is so hot that when she walked past the daycare center, some Pampers were pushed to their stretching point. Thus entering her into the annals of toddler boner
by blindpouch April 6, 2011
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boner hug

When one flips his boner up into his waistband so that it hugs your belly button.
(As Made Famous By Superbad)
Billy suddenly heard his sister coming in the room so he gave himself a boner hug.
by Foltzy September 10, 2007
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Dance Boner

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during any type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.
Last night at Homecoming, Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him.
by BasketOfFish September 17, 2006
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Platonic Boner

It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...
I had a platonic boner with my friend...
by saulong April 16, 2010
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boobie boner

When female nipples are erect.
It must cold, you have a boobie boner.
by Laura and Jay Berical January 1, 2009
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e-boner

Having an erection whilst talking to a hot girl on a webcam. This is very common amongst virgins who would first like to explore the sexual side by not getting any infections.
Yo, when I walked in to my room mate's room, he was popping an e-boner with this mighty fine white chick.
by IdiotGuy October 16, 2007
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