central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

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No bill april

In this religious month your boss should basically just not give you your monthöy payment bill.

Steve: hey can i get my bill? it is my pay day.
Boss: haha no fuck you its no bill april

by Dankmeat6ix9ine April 11, 2019

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Bill Clinton

A gay term used to describe a man with 3 nipples.

Oh Jeff, he's such a fucking Bill Clinton.

by MMMMMMM Noodles December 20, 2018

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Bill Edwards

This guy has a massive cock. I mean 6.5 inches of uncircumcised power. This kid will fuck your mom, beat up your dad and kill your dog.

Oh fuck run its Bill Edwards!

by Snakemanman November 1, 2020

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Billing (verb): The manipulative act of gaslighting another person by deceitfully convincing them that substantial monetary obligations are owed, creating a false narrative or illusion of debt for personal gain or control.

I was Billing that man on the street he managed to see through it

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

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Bill

An old war veteran who is "To old for this shit"

Zoey: I think I hear a hunter.
Bill: I'm to old for this shit.
*Hunter pounces Louis*
Louis: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
Bill: I'm to old for this shit.

by DykarDyksson January 19, 2024

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