1. (At a club) "I am diggin' that chick's bum scooty!"
2. "The new Adam Sandler film is totally bum scooty!"
3. "I can't believe you got fired for being late once. That is frickin' bum scooty."
2. "The new Adam Sandler film is totally bum scooty!"
3. "I can't believe you got fired for being late once. That is frickin' bum scooty."
by Melanie Bachert April 10, 2008
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perfect shape soo nice to bite
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kirsty has the best one in the world
perfect shape soo nice to bite
pure perfection
smirstys cutie bum
by stubear December 7, 2011
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by David Laburglier February 23, 2009
Get the Bum Touchers mug.To put simply the quick tapping of another blokes arse in a non-sexual way, often used as friendship/masculinity building, the bum tap is a common trope in senior rugby normally used to congratulate a successful play, a ploy to encourage one's teammate/ get someone moving or as an introductory action to a conversation.
Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"
Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.
The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.
Successful attempts may be met with such responses as
"Good contact!"
"Solid Hit!"
"How are we boys" -(When introducing oneself)
"BOOM"
"G UP MATE"
Attempts may be as hard as the user intends however too soft of a hit may throw the tapper's sexuality into question, or create direly awkward situations.
The Golden Rule however is, Do. Not. Hold. Ever.
No matter what. Nor squeeze.
Bloke 1: "Man Dougan's such a queer kent"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"
Bloke 2: "Why's that?"
Bloke 1: "On the pitch he gave a bum tap, and held!"
Bloke 2: "The fuck mate, that is not alright"
Bloke 1:"Ay"
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Get the Bum friend mug.The final part of turd that will not fully depart and regardless of how much toilet paper you use, it continues to draw its mark.
by Stan Ton October 14, 2011
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