Mr.Bean

Mr.Bean based

Q: "Bean based?"
A1: "of course bean based"
A2: "Bean is the exact definition of based"

Mr.Bean is the definition of based as his recent statement about comedy being meant to offend people has proven.

by Taedrinkssometea July 15, 2022

Big Bean

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock

“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean

by XxmonkeymanxX December 17, 2022

Blustery Bean Bag

The art of farting directly and purposefully onto your partner’s balls during sex.

Rachel my darling, as it’s our anniversary I think I deserve a blustery bean bag this evening.

by Wise and experienced June 1, 2023

21 bean salute

when someone eats nothing but ghost pepper chili for a week and shits on your face and chest while saluting them with an open mouth

Damnit Derek, I told you that bitch was too fat to give you a 21 bean salute. She almost killed you when she slipped in her own shit!

by Yo Momma Don't Care August 20, 2023

pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal

Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.

by Miami Todd September 19, 2013

djing at club bean

Referring to Female masturbation. The bean in the clitoris and DJing refers to the rubbing motion a DJ makes when scratching a record. This is also referred to as flicking the bean.

Hey Michelle, do you want to come out this friday
- No ill be at home Djing at club bean

by Crackbook March 14, 2014

screaming green bean

When a man is having sex with a woman and he pulls out- the woman promptly pulls the a-town stomp on his cock.

Harry was having sex with Sally and when he pulled out to cum, she gave him a screaming green bean.

by SyeSmash April 15, 2016