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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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Alabama Gold Rush

When a non blonde has blond pubes, you have to pluck them out with your teeth.
Stacy has brown hair, don’t let that fool you, had to preform the Alabama Gold Rush to get rid of the blond pubes.
by Bobguyawesome December 1, 2022
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alabama gumdrop

When you make out with someone and choke on their spit or saliva.
He coughed his head off after sucking her face too long and died of Alabama gumdrop poisoning.
by Wizard of 80s December 5, 2022
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Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.
We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.
by TH3_R00STER December 5, 2022
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chritus yeetus alabama fetus

a phrase that could be use in different ways, to annoy, if you're excited, or if you heard something unbelievable
Example 1
A: chritus yeetus alabama fetus chritus yeetus alabama fetus
B: geez! shut the fuck up will you?

Example 2
A: Boo!
B: chritus yeetus!
by i'm juses November 28, 2018
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Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother
Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!
by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018
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Alabama anal

When one does anal with his or her first cousin; the only rule is that you must be related
Did you here that laim did Alabama anal with his cousin”.
by Lancebumpkinjr December 9, 2018
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