Jordan

Jordan is an amazing person and a sexy beast. He gives great massages and falls in love with Neds at the age of 12. Jordans and Neds generally begin making Smiths at the age of 12 too. Smiths are also little sexy beasts

Bro did you hear the new Jordan hit it up with Ned and already made a smith?

by GORILLAMAN5055 August 29, 2022

jordan

To deliberately look the other way when evidence of crime is right in front of your face. Named after Jim Jordan, head of the Republican House Judiciary Committee, who focused on a cover of Time Magazine in a picture he (or his assistant) tweeted while ignoring the pile of Top Secret documents next to it that Donald Trump had stolen from the American government.

Jim really jordaned evidence of sexual molestation of wrestlers under his care.

by TheMessingLink August 31, 2022

Jordan W.

He's the type of guy that will take you on the most amazing date in your whole life take you around the world to the stars and the the moon and back then wonder why you fell in love with him.

Jordan W. is really fucking stupid

by Zulaman August 31, 2022

Jordan Kim

He is an Asian and he lives for the gym.

He is like Jordan Kim.

by irobotgaming 69 September 6, 2022

Jordan

tall scary diabolical buff black man

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”

by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022

Jordan

tall buff diabolical black man

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”

by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022

Jordans

Jordans is defined as a shoe owned or made for former basketball player Michael Jordan.

I can't wait for them new Jordans to come out.

by Rob run corleone September 10, 2022