Wanking like a duck

Wanking like a duck is a common pun involving the resemblance between the pronunciation of the word "wank" and the cry of a duck.
It means that someone often speaks with a nasal voice.

- Where's my cow? (in a redneck manner)
- Hey man, stop wanking like a duck!

by tbop January 10, 2011

yankin my wank

A term used to define when someone is playfully teasing you.

"oh you. You're just yankin my wank!"

by Stormon mormon April 9, 2015

Post wanking remorse

The feeling you get after wanking to nasty/hardcore/fetish porn and having the dirty thoughts disappear from your mind as you orgasm, leaving a feeling of immense sadness and "why the fuck did I find that hot"

I found some piss porn and wanked furiously only to experience post wanking remorse

by The satanic panda May 5, 2015

Wacky wank wednesday

A game where every Wednesday you search weird porn and go to the around the 100th page on google. Who knows what you'll get.

Person 1: Are who doing wacky wank wednesday today?
Person 2: Of course

by MandibleHand March 10, 2019

Swiss Wank Account

An extra secure place in your mind to draw from when you're rubbing one out.

She is so hot! I'm putting her in my Swiss Wank Account.

by ^^!$#@ April 29, 2019

Chinese Arse Wank

Like a tittie wank, but with arse, better with lots of lube.

First dates back to Ancient China, ~1200 BC

The "Diang Wong" dynasty were the first to discove rand learn the ways of the Chinese Arse Wank. Most of the masterful knowledge of the chinese arsewank was lost in the great antiquity, however the legend and myth lives on and people still attempt to practice.

"I had mad sex last night, she even me a chinese arse wank, it was mad"

by Nine Milz March 31, 2018

wanking while banking

wanking during the process of banking.

what are you doing bro

wanking bro
okay bro

actually bro im wanking while banking

thats deep bro

by gayduringmay April 16, 2020