Big dick energy. Noah has heavy ass dick game. He will leave you on the floor crying after sex. Other than his other amazing features like his humor and his looks, he will most definitely have your legs wet.
by goodybelch December 17, 2024
Get the Noahmug. A person, or object that is sexually oriented towards those below the legal consent age, also commonly of the same gender.
by Zeegz December 30, 2023
Get the noah whinstanleymug. bob: hey noah
noah: hey bob
bob: OHH HELL NAW YOU ARE WEIRD
noah: what?
bob: HELP MEE IM GETTING ATTACKED
noah: bruh
noah: hey bob
bob: OHH HELL NAW YOU ARE WEIRD
noah: what?
bob: HELP MEE IM GETTING ATTACKED
noah: bruh
by noah is kinda weird September 4, 2023
Get the noahmug. noah is a cool person he’s always very chill but short tempered he likes weird people (like me) and woman hes super straight but supports and he is supper sus he makes deez nutz jokes all the time and just made one tbh he ever cuts his hair and thinks he’s awesome cause he’s suddenly taller then me he likes the maurauders and kins James Potter he simps for hermione and secretly he simps for harry to hes always gaming and talking to his sus friends and they joke about kissing and slapping each others asses (very funny haha ) he hates annoying people and pretends to be perfect (hes gay /nj)
cyanna: hey Noah what’s up
Noah: oh im just dragging
Cyanna: dragging what?
Noah: DRAGGING DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS YOUR FACE
Noah: oh im just dragging
Cyanna: dragging what?
Noah: DRAGGING DEEZ NUTZ ACROSS YOUR FACE
by anonymous October 29, 2021
Get the Noahmug. This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.
Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!
Oh, but he has a nice dick...
Oh, but he has a nice dick...
by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah is a kind, funny and a bit silly. He can be very confused at times, but gets himself straight after a while, and he is super talkative. Even if he meets a stranger he will say "who is this dude". He is very friendly and likes rugby and boxing. Its most likely he has a cat. He is awesome.
by #UNiQue NaMEs March 4, 2022
Get the Noahmug. by agerias February 17, 2019
Get the Noahmug.