Crackhead buddy

She has big head, but super funny. Her dog has crusty ass noes like her owners elbows

Hey look it’s a crackhead buddy in a Honda

by Erik the FUCKboy April 23, 2020

nutty buddy

When you ejecukate in someone or something’s ass and semen is dripping out of it

Gave my pal Frank a nutty buddy for his birthday, really lightened the mood

by nutterbutterboy April 9, 2022

bus stop buddy

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.

(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!

by teilhardo September 5, 2016

cancer buddies

2 people that have the same bestfriend but then they both have or had cancer

Hey you wont to be cancer buddies

by Liddy6263 December 5, 2018

popcorn bucket buddy

A friend, family, or work member that you feel close/comfortable enough to share a bucket of popcorn at the latest blockbuster.

Barry: “hey jimmy, Black Panther is coming out on Wednesday. You wanna go and be my popcorn bucket buddy.!”
Jimmy: “absolutely, would love to be your popcorn bucket buddy.”

by RawDaddy February 13, 2018

sloth buddy

A kindred spirit in indolence.

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!

by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019

nesting buddy

Someone whom you sleep with. Often used in a comical light-hearted way.

Person 1: "Is Person 3 your new nesting buddy?"
Person 2: "What, no! FUCK OFF CUNT!"

by Pseudonym2730 November 3, 2020