white waffle

A word that means a white Irish Man, often used negatively.

Look at that potato eating white waffle

by White Waffle June 4, 2024

eggo waffle looking bitch

An eggo waffle looking bitch is a term used by white middle schoolers who are cussing out their beautiful young substitute teacher. The origin of the word is unknown but most likely pulled out of this young lad's ass.

That substitute teacher man, she's an eggo waffle looking bitch.

by substituteteacher March 11, 2023

Pud Waffle

This phrase is only ever uttered by pompous nimrods named Chris. If ever call that by one, just disengage from the conversation and the hairy oaf will walk away thinking they have won a meaningful victory of any sort.

This pud waffle doesn't know the difference in molecular structure between a HDPE and LDPE hydrocarbon chain!

by anonymous June 6, 2022

Waffle Stomp

When you take a shit in the shower and decide to stomp on the turd to mash it down the drain.

I don’t buy toilet paper anymore, I just shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain.

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Killer Waffle

Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.

After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"

by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017

Blue waffle

When a girls gives a guy stds the guy can fight back and make her fanny blue

I gave your mom blue waffle

by Mr hiv April 28, 2021

waffle

A red flag of a person disguised as a green flag

"Oh, he seemed so nice"
"No, don't go for him, he is a waffle"

by ggboyz4321 June 11, 2024