up your fucking shut

When you're in an argument and you're so pissed off at the other person that you're unable to think straight thus letting out a poor execution of an insult

"You're a gay bitch ass nigga dude"

anger builds up "erGh GrAhgh gggGGG- UP YOUR FUCKING SHUT"

suicidal tendencies build up

by That random guy thing December 2, 2018

Pumpernickel fuck sex position

The doggy style sex position but when yall are both mad at each other and still wanna fuck.

Wanna do the pumpernickel fuck sex position were both mad and horney so let's pumpernickel fuck her and now.

by SadCandy56 January 25, 2019

manic pixie fuck girl

A girl who strings guys along, convincing them she’s different than other girls with her brightly colored hair and zany personality. She plays with their brains like a fuck girl, but is fun and quirky like a manic pixie dream girl.

Guy 1: hey you lock down that girl you where talking to yet?
Guy 2: nah I think she’s a manic pixie fuck girl

by SodaPopBeatDrop June 3, 2018

national pussy fuck day

Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)

Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!

Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate

by Obf.charles May 25, 2018

fucking cunt ass bitch

A friend you love and care about but makes you occasionally contemplate murdering her.

Rhythm : *Does something annoying*
Joe : Nothing would make me happier than choking you to death right here you fucking cunt ass bitch.
Rhythm: So no to the popcorn ?

by musicalwords February 9, 2020

What the Kentucky Fried Fuck

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.

The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

by Anson's Mate April 7, 2020

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020