Shit Chat

Talking via IM or text while taking a shit. A chit chat, while you shit

I dont think she realized I shit chatted with her

by iokua84 March 08, 2017

Shit Chat

Chit chatting while getting shit-faced

We got together at the bar for some chit chat, and after a few shots, it turned into a shit chat.

by whodatsaywhat December 09, 2021

Shit-chat

Verb: Chatting on mobile devices while defecating

I am always busy during the day. The only time that I can get in touch with my friends is when I shit-chat.

by Textretary July 30, 2013

Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey December 28, 2017

Shit-chat

When an inebriated person cannot stop rambling.

Don’t take anything Melissa said seriously. She is just shit-chatting.

by Gigi the Gew August 31, 2019

Shit list

A list of people you are going to take a shit on

Person A: Noooo please don’t shit on me

Person B: sorry I have to I put you on my shit list

by Fishtitties August 25, 2020

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 24, 2024