Polishing My Granite

Lubing up your winkie and polishing until completion.

My girl and I were having an amazing night but the best part when she would start Polishing My Granite winkie.

by graniteman1960 February 21, 2020

Oh my mother's potatoes

An exclamation of aw, disdain, or surprise.

Oh my mother's potatoes! What atrocity has become a meme today?!

by jborg_arts March 1, 2020

Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.

That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.

by TORQUEDENUTS March 2, 2020

You can suck my A, B, C, and D!

A new phrase, created in 2020 by BP.

A - Ass
B - Butt
C - Cock
D- Dick

Person: You're an asshole!
Person 2: Well, you can suck my A, B, C, and D!

by Brenster26 March 8, 2020

milk my noodle

A more secretive and funny form of telling a girl to make you nut.

Hey Jessica, will you milk my noodle.

Ur mom milked my noodle last night.

Im so glad your milking my noodle.

by PenisHead5467 March 9, 2020

Suck my dick

Girls say it all the time

No, suck my dick

by Bboooommboom March 11, 2020

rev my taint

When someone says rev my taint what they mean by that is they would you to use a vibrator on ones taint

Bobby: “ hey Dave wanna rev my taint”
Dave: “ no Bobby my vibrator needs batteries

by Da real taint rev May 31, 2020