Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021

shit streaker

The embarrassing trip you make when you run out of toilet paper and need to waddle to get more toilet paper.

Did you see Chris run out of the bathroom with his pants down? What a shit streaker

by Poochtook January 17, 2023

Pussy Shit

The act of leaving a used tampon within the vagina, until the fermented tampon either dissolves or until the tampon fossilizes and hardens inside the pussy, creating a shit smelling fossil that must be pushed out by the woman.

"Bro I was fucking my girlfriend and pulled out and there was pussy shit on my dick. It smelled so bad."

by Ohbabyatriple December 13, 2021

shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021

shit wings

eating ass or having anal sex

mia: i got my shit wings today
me: what does that mean
mia: i ate ass

by shitwings601 April 8, 2019

The Shits

Slang word for cocaine commonly used by advid users.

Man i’m trying to get off the shits.

by ToastyThunda January 8, 2018

missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020