by chickenfuckereuduhsj March 30, 2015

“Can I put a sticker on the car?” He said. She replied, “Do what you want.” He did not do it because he knew he would be sleeping on the couch
by AlexaJj August 31, 2025

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

I hurthear you
by gabe saundersgabe January 11, 2018

by an idiot that you like October 7, 2020

Mantra of tee-shirt peddling scum on social media. Mostly instagram, where their M.O. is to repost content without credit or mention with the goal of feeding off of talented welders.
by Scumfrog September 1, 2018

your friend: wazzup hits your water on you
you: bro you are stupid then you slap him up side the head
you: bro you are stupid then you slap him up side the head
by tylertheboss December 24, 2017
