On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.
Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)
Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.
by themightydmc August 04, 2022
"Well shit" is a casual way to show frustration or disappointment when things go wrong. It's like saying, "Oh no!" or "Damn it!"
Friend: Guys, I just heard that Craig died in a car accident. *surprised murmurs*
Friend 2: Well shit.
Friend 2: Well shit.
by SuperAssShitter November 06, 2023
Hey, did you hear that Joe had eat the shit given.
What did he do?
He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.
What did he do?
He started jacking off in public when he was told it was cool or something.
by mak3 April 19, 2021
by Shit burger🍔🍔 May 14, 2019
The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.
by Selsie December 15, 2021
by DonDsnger December 10, 2016
by DonDsnger December 10, 2016