Shit Rattled

To be drunk beyond one's conscious mind.

Holy fuck, am I ever shit rattled.

by hammertime15 May 2, 2010

Taking a 90s Shit

Taking a 90s shit without your smartphone, all alone. No scrolling. Just you, yourself and the bowl. It takes you back to a simpler time.

Damn I was just “taking a 90s shit” when I heard my phone ringing in the other room. What a buzzkill

by azelyn cooter head April 11, 2023

Shit Wrinkle

When your in the bathroom stall and you hear someone taking a shit. It sounds like a wrinkle coming out of their ass.

I was in the bathroom and the girl in the stall next to me made a shit wrinkle

by DamzeL June 6, 2011

Dry shit

Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.

Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"

by anonymous September 1, 2025

Chicken shit

Somebody who waits until decades and decades after somebody's death to celebrate their death/downfall.

The chicken shit didnt want to be the only chicken shit celebrating the death/downfall of the person/statue of the person, so he or she got a whole group of people to spread the celebration like wildfire, that way it wouldn't be gloating or awkward for him or her.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

piece of shit drill

We all know why you searched this, fellow heister, so i thought I'd give you the satisfaction of seeing a result from it

If you're this fucking bored to be searching payday references in urban dictionary, go watch youtube or maybe, hear me out PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

'Oxton: *middle finger* "Piece of shit drill!"

by Agent_Z March 1, 2025

shit bomb

happened to me while I was giving anal to my girlfriend, she couldn't hold it and shat on my pepe the frog boxers, what a waste!

my girlfriend orgasms in shit bombs

by souhailthedabboy May 24, 2020