shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021

dar shit

A very dark and daring time to take a shit in a very inappropriate manner

She took that dar shit on the hood of the car while heyr BF was going 70 miles per hour down the highway

by Mikangel June 24, 2023

Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now

“Just shitting my fello!”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 04, 2023

shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 03, 2015

shit bitch!

saying the word shit cause something went wrong then saying bitch in away were your cussing everyone out including yourself but not offending anyone in the process

i forgot my money shit bitch!

by rawrmeowpurrlove:D December 11, 2010

Shit bitch

A saying that you say to annoying, sexist males. Upon saying this you may castrate them and turn them more into the dominant race, the female. This can also be used as a name meaning 'you ain't got no Dick you pussy'.

Ex1. Shit bitch. You ain't need be such a sexist pig.

Ex2. Hey! Shit Bitch! Come over here!

by (Pandalover) May 06, 2014

Shit Bitch

An older woman that sits on the toilet for 2-3 hours in a sitting and prevents anyone else from using the bathroom.

"I'm going to piss myself if that Shit Bitch doesn't get off the toilet."

by shitfacenelson September 19, 2018