glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

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Yank my Dank

The act of yanking ones dank implies he is is pulling on his penis

I cant yank my dank because its no nut november

by DANK_YANKER November 12, 2018

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Baffles my cranium

To have your mind blown , or to be in a state of shock because you can’t believe what just happened causing you to be unable to comprehend what has just happened

Man: “Dude you heard about how sally slept with her bestfriends boyfriend?”
Mans friend: Dude what are you serious?! I can’t believe it. That really Baffles my Cranium

by Abbjuiceee February 20, 2019

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in my bag

music duff/duffle bag
turnt to music

“that new hillsong had me in my bag at church this morning.”

by khris4christ February 21, 2019

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my dick so long

When u see ur mum

FAP FAP FAP YESS MOM BEND OVER my dick so long

by Pussy eater 0 February 22, 2019

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rust in my crust

When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.

Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.

by ijgfiu davhaj February 25, 2019

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