what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Shit Whistler

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".

John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.

by Uberklokken October 13, 2020

Big shit on the ground

Used when you dont know what to say but want the conversation to be funny or sarcastic

Person 1: *tells joke*
Person 2: Big Shit On The Ground

by justin mizuhara March 14, 2023

Flippin' Shits

to freak out. sounds better then saying freaking out though. Also sometimes known as flippin dooks (dookies)

man I'm flippin' shits right now.

by asiancaucasian43 September 14, 2009

shit on a wheel

Means your ass at a game or have no skill in a particular subject.

I have not gotten a kill this game because I’m shit on a wheel

by Ryanthecheese September 26, 2017

Nose shit

Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.

and you’re right,it’s me!!!

nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.

by nose poop January 6, 2023

(en)shit

To commence a self-sabotage process on ones own product, usually as a result of panic. A derivative of enshitification.

When Google learned about ChatGTP, they (en)shit themselves.

by tribey77 January 23, 2023