You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025

timmy keane yammed on you

you have been brutally dunked on by a skinny man who's cock is as large as his nose

Timmy Keane's cock shoved into your eyes when timmy keane yammed on you.

by thebuster March 15, 2022

That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020

you

You are the most amazing person in the world. You deserve to be feel seen and enough. Cause you're enough.

You are loved.

by exela June 6, 2022

“she would give you a son”

Usually refers to a woman that is very attractive and slender in her physique

A friend says - “That girl is very good looking”

Response - Yes, “she would give you a son”

by Anonymous phyiks May 27, 2021

If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

.

If you do not bring up being in your life, I am killing you

by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025

You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.

Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…

by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022