scappoose high school

A small little dick sucking school that's absolutely shit and a no good for nothing worthless sack of nuts.

"oh scappoose high school? that school sucks dick!"
"oh that's so scappoose school"

by yessumdessumpessum February 7, 2023

School

A place similar to prison where parents send their kids for six hours a day five days a week.

A hell.

Makes you want to die.

Parent: John Lets Go Your going to be late for school!
John: -Groans- Fine...As long as you pay me 50$ a week 10$ a day.
Parent: B*** Get down here Right F***kin NOW!

by Obama's LINA May 4, 2018

School

A type of tourter for kids stands for

Six

Cruel

Hours
Of
Our

Lives

We also do math which is

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Girl: r u ready for school
Boy: never

by Twinkletows5 February 16, 2019

School

An insane asylum

Random person: “ Damm, is that an abandoned insane asylum?”
* bell rings- kidz flood outside*
Random person: “ Oh UhM I SeE It’S a ScHoOL.”

by Dewlete April 24, 2019

Udall road middle school

Udall road middle school is cool actually very except for the security gaurds

Udall Road Middle school is a good school in White islip or west islip

by Udall Road Middle school February 1, 2022

school

WARNING - ALL OF THIS IS A BIT EXAGGERATED, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND.: A boring shithole where you stay in a place that looks like it has been abandoned in the 1920s for 14-18 years, where you sometimes be pestered to follow the teachers' orders and the said teachers provide stuff that is not mandatory (like take homework for example) on your behalf. This said devil's creation also has intentions to bore you out of your mind because it's not 'all about fun and computers', just straight-up work that is likely to drain you physically and/or mentally. That place will have rules made by a person who is considered a crackhead, like no hoodies, no phones, no chewing gum, if one person gets caught, everyone will be in great shit, etcetera. If you break any of those rules, especially for no hugging, then the teachers will act like a snowflake and likely inform the principles to put you in detention. Nuff said, and enough yapping.

Student 1: School stinks like shit.
Student 2: Oh yes. I have to agree with you on that one. School does stink like sh- *gets interrupted*
Teacher: HEY. DID I JUST HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Do ears exist?
Teacher: YES, SO DID I HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Don't ask me if you heard it.
Teacher: Fine. If I hear another one swear word out of yousans, I will put you both in deep shit, okay?
Both students: Fine, well fuck you anyways, you hypocritical teacher.
Teacher: THAT'S IT, DETENTION FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET A DETENTION UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.
Both students: Yeah right, like we would ever believe that.

by SpartaVR (OFFICIAL) November 19, 2025

Aptakisic Jr. High School

Most ass school ever. 6th graders are addicted to fucking "gimkit" like what the fuck is gimkit?? kahoot ripoff. last year some kid searched up pornhub and THE SAME FUCKING KID DETONATED A STINK BOMB IN THE LOWER AREA OF THE SCHOOL. also the school is calling me retarded just cause i have servere adhd. not my fucking fault. never go to this school. also there was a fucking stabbing in this school.

Daniel: you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated

Daniel: rip

by schoolisass December 8, 2023