Your Brother a Mother

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...

Ricky: “Your mom gay”
John: “Your dad lesbian”
Brittney: “Your granny tranny”
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*

by Ephexia May 14, 2018

...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

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...get,a,kick,out,of,your,existensu....

by SuchBackSmacker March 14, 2025

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

Blocked to your face

Means to punch someone in the face

Do u wanna get blocked to your face, then stfu!!!

by Fortnite1500 November 21, 2020

your mom

her skirt was very short last night

I like the way your mom was laying on her bed

by 1/;ss September 23, 2023

Don't move your booty, my baby

In sex, after doing the "Crouching Tiger" either in a homosexual or heterosexual couple, the one that was down (Bottom) tends to move the booty asking for more. Then, the one that goes up (Top) responds: "Don't move your bootty, baby "to express that he can't give more.

The Bottom: —moves her butt—

The Top: Please, Don't move your booty, my baby, I can't satisfy you anymore.

by TheWeirdLost April 15, 2019

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025