shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

Blue Shitting

Blue Shitting: When Law Enforcement stands around and jokes about the scene they are currently on

I was blue shitting when the guy in the crash started coding

by jlove6166 April 29, 2020

Shit

shit is poo a brown thick sausage that is not eatable if u throw it at someone they might call u a shithead

did you just take a shit and throw it at the whores next door

by TheShitWacker November 5, 2020

Shit in'a tub

Shit in'a tub "Basically Mexican fries shoe horned into a burger box..must be ordered in a Texan cowboy accent in all countries. It's fries ,chilli mince beef, taco sauce and grated cheese, tastes ten times better when your wasted.

Shit in'a tub :Upon entering your local chipper or diner..whateves, just shout from the door dismissing the line of customers waiting on their order ,and at the top of your voice shout..YEE HAW! SHIT I'NA TUB!!! BRUV...al the pal

by Al the pal. October 19, 2022

Clit To Shit

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.

I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.

by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024

Shit-lent Green

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.

Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?

Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!

by E hates Q January 8, 2024