Onna Shit

on the shit

person 1: who’s on aux?
person 2: that’s Mark onna shit!

by AlohaSnackbars May 8, 2020

Shit

Somthing brown stick and comes out your ass

I just had a proper mad shit bro

by Mssjiejdncnz May 3, 2021

shit camping

When you have to shit and someone is in the only stall for an absurd length of time

"Hey what took you so long"

"Oh i was shit camping, some fuckwad took the only stall"

by 8pumpchump August 2, 2016

shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.

Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!

by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Shit

When an artist releases a new work. Synonymous with "drop/dropped".

"Kendrick is shitting this Friday"
"Doja Cat asshole stays wet the way she's shitting"
"Ye shitted all over this"

by Lulucoocoo May 13, 2022

Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.

Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!

by Storm18X April 30, 2011