The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

by bbbeaver October 13, 2012

Dirty Heater

When you fart and it goes up the front instead of the back leaving a warm feeling in your crotch, usually happens when sitting down and not lifting a cheek to release the fart.

Person 1 "Dude why are you moving around all funny"

Person 2 "just trying to fix my balls, I just gave myself a dirty heater"

by CrayKay November 27, 2012

the dirty wig

When someone uses your wig to wipe someone's ass.

Man,I ran out of toilet paper and had to do the dirty wig,again.

by paul blart December 15, 2012

Dirty Waka Flocka

The act of when a man is having sex and if he has dreads he headbangs them repeatedly like if he is Waka Flocka.

" Damn Jermey I did it so good she had me doing a Dirty Waka Flocka. " "Trueeee bruh "

by Definer Master October 14, 2012

Dirty Dishpan

When your having sex and you shit on the girls vagina, eat it out, including the shit, then continue fucking her.

I totally dirty dishpaned my girlfriend lastnight!

by Derp a Herp November 2, 2012

Dirty Upper Lip

In regards to a female, suggesting that she has a mustache or is hairy in the face.

Steve couldn't imagine Matt kissing Kelly because her dirty upper lip would have tickled or made it seem as if he were kissing a man.

by pseudonym338 November 4, 2012

dirty assin

A person looking for the easiest way to win but gets salty or makes excuses for losing . A cheap skate for sure when it comes to money. Often claims to be on diet, and only gets water at resturants to save a "buck". Will only text message you back every couple of days due to the fear of Roaming Fee's.

Look at that dirty assin, always trying to save a dollor...

(DIRTY ASSIN) " WHAT MAN THE WATER IS FREE "

by cargo pants pussy wogg July 14, 2013